im Sorry but you two cant get the marriage. the bible said Adam and Eve not matthew and ashley. come back when youve legally changed your names
(via mickjagwhore)
who ever said high school was the best 4 years of their life must have had a really fast metabolism and was probably really popular and had lots of friends and got good grades and did not have social anxiety
(via justsomemfkidsss)
my little brother wrote about me for school and this was one of the sentences he wrote. im sobbing “my sister is my role model because she can watch 12 years worth of law and order in 3 months”
(via sassylemon)
honestly what do u guys think is gonna happen when yahoo buys tumblr? do u think theyre gonna turn it into like tumhoo mail and delete the whole website?? why are u all freaking out explain your feelings to me
do you ever just “what the fuck is the point” so hard that you stop everything you’re doing and stare and pretty much wonder why you don’t vanish from existence because the level of done you are should pretty much deconstruct your biological makeup
(via the-doitsu-way)
The man who wrote “I hope I die before I get old” is turning 68 years old.
(via heinz-baked-beans)
please don’t leave me alone with your parents if i’m at your house
(via theuntoldstoryofmylife)
